10 Ways to Cope with Fast N’ Loud Withdrawals

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WE KNOW, WE KNOW. YOUR MONDAY NIGHTS HAVEN’T BEEN THE SAME WITHOUT US. YOU’VE BEEN FORCED TO PEEL YOURSELF OFF THE COUCH IN SEARCH OF OTHER FORMS OF ENTERTAINMENT. OR MAYBE YOU’RE CHEATING ON US WITH ANOTHER MONDAY NIGHT SHOW. IT’S OK. WE CAN GET THROUGH THIS.

THE GOOD NEWS IS, FAST N’ LOUD IS COMING BACK WITH ALL NEW EPISODES IN MARCH, SO FOR THOSE OF YOU EXPERIENCING FAST N’ LOUD WITHDRAWALS, THERE’S HOPE IN SIGHT. WE’LL LET YOU KNOW AS SOON AS THE OFFICIAL DATE IS SET, BUT UNTIL THEN WE’D LIKE TO OFFER THESE CLINICALLY PROVEN COPING MECHANISMS.

10 WAYS TO COPE WITH FAST N’ LOUD WITHDRAWALS

1.  GROW A BEARD.

2.  IF YOU CAN’T GROW A BEARD, FIND SOMEONE WITH A BEARD AND ASK IF YOU CAN ADOPT HIM AND CHANGE HIS NAME TO AARON.

3.  GO TO THE ZOO. WATCH THE MONKEYS THROW POO AT EACH OTHER.

4.  MAKE LOUD, EXAGGERATED CAR SOUNDS WITH YOUR MOUTH WHEN TURNING CORNERS IN YOUR CAR. OR WHEN ROUNDING CORNERS OUT OF YOUR CAR.

5.  POINT TO PEOPLE WITH BOTH HANDS AND SAY, “WHAOW!” IN TRUE RICHARD FASHION. (WE HAVE NO IDEA HOW TO SPELL THE SOUND THAT COMES OUT OF RICHARD’S MOUTH.)

6.  WEAR YOUR SUNGLASSES AT NIGHT.

7.  TAKE YOUR CAR APART AND PUT IT BACK TOGETHER.

8.  TAKE SOMEONE ELSE’S CAR APART AND PUT IT BACK TOGETHER.

9.  GET YOUR MOTORCYCLE LICENSE.

10. WHEEL AND DEAL WITH EVERYONE. IF THE CASHIER SAYS YOUR GROCERIES COST $50, TELL HER $30 WORKS BETTER FOR YOU.

 

138 COMMENTS

  1. its ok , i just drink my sell to death,,till the show start , its a good pain cure,, your show should be like wheeler dealers , repeated 20 times aday 🙂 id save money , and my liver lol

  2. Welp Im halfway thru coping, I wear my sunglasses at night, do the Richard yell thing, and wheel n deal with EVERYONE, I think I just might survive!

  3. WHY is Fast&Loud on such a LONG break???!!! We thought you guys got replaced by that “other” show from California! For SURE you all are gunna be a regular Monday night item for US???

    • Don’t worry, we can’t be replaced! Not sure why Discovery makes us take so many TV breaks. We don’t get any breaks here at the garage. We’re busting our asses all day every day.

  4. You forgot watch rerun’s that you’ve seen 10 times but are still better than watching anything else(did that last night ftw)

  5. I mustI have missed the last episode warning s naturally gave up on you guys . but I did find reruns on monday afternoons (4 to 6hours)

  6. MARCH, really, wholly shit that sounds so far away. Hell, Obummer doesn’t even get that much vacation. Do you have a motel next to the BnG yet? I think all us true fans need to drink our sorrows away till then, who knows maybe you can get Dr. Phil down there to hold a intervention! !! BEER ASSISTANT :))

  7. Go down under and flip some cars.. Bit like a gas monkey world tour.. Just remember to tell the beer assistant the beers are a bit stronger here..

    • We can’t do anything that shows the cars off before they’re on the show, but we’ll be doing some videos on some of the employee cars coming up here pretty soon.

  8. Hey rr thank god for reruns and just ordered a few shirts from gas monkey……..make metal trailer hitch covers…I know they would sell…

  9. Man, what can I say to get a comment back from someone at GMG…..and related to this post….?

    I know what I did that’s not quite on your list, but still funny…my withdrawl and whining caused my wife to spend over an hour dinking with the DVR trying to figure out why Fast & Lout wasn’t on the record cue 🙂

  10. Can I get that number of that girl you didn’t hire for the office…

    I NEED A NEW BEER ASSISTANT….

    Ah what the heck just ship her to socal….

  11. Need more of your shows here in Australia and need to fix you web site so you can send your Merch to the land down under . Great show looking forward to visiting next time in Texas. Hopefully in the next 12 months if the OZ V8 Super are get back to Austen. Aaron time to do an AC Cobra and Richard with his chicken licken finger licken blah blah talking machine
    Great stuff just can’t get enough. Cheers big Ears

  12. It´s dark here in Sweden this time of year, so I need my regular doses of Fast N´ Loud to function right! Please let it be March soon!

    • We’re still up here, buying and flipping cars as fast as we can. We are super slammed up here but we try to make our way up to the front of the shop as much as we can and say hi to folks when we have downtime.

  13. It’s so funny to see all these new shows trying to copy Fast and Loud. People can spot a fake from a mile away. Fast and Loud is the best show ever. It’s the only place I fit in. Don’t change a thing, Guys.

  14. Got a lot of my friends hooked on your show! They come to work every Tuesday morning and I get to re-live every rerun. LOL! Richard, you and A a-ron gonna hit the KC Mecum auction in late April? I will hit it for the 3rd time! Fun and down by the “power n light” district… PARTY!!! 🙂

    • So how is the show second hand? You maybe should just start watching it yourself and cut out the middle man! No concrete plans to, but you never know where we may pop up at the last minute!

  15. My bad….. realized I was watching season two only after returning with a beer from fridge. No damn beer assistant here ! WHOOOOOO!!!!!

  16. Damn. I’ve tried everything. Grew a pretty cool beard. Ride my motorcycle but can’t find my sunglasses. Took my bike apart and that still didn’t do the trick. So I was getting ready to sell my tv until I saw that it would be back in march. I love the show. Can’t wait for the new season. Maybe I’ll get a gas monkey tattoo this weekend to hold me over

  17. My son and I watch every monday night cant wait to see your guys builds coming up we support you up here in tonkawa ok. I think you should let me open a gmg up here…. lol….im quite the gas monkey myself and tryn to teach my 10yr old as we speak….cant wait for more gmg

  18. G’day fellas, all the way from down-under. Love the show, the madness and of course the cars that come and go. No other show like GMG, you got it all in one. Keep slamming those rides – hurry the hell up and get the new series on air, going stir crazy at the moment. Damn……….. Awesome work!

  19. You guys make my Mondays! My wife is not been a car lover really,but “I am” ! we sat down and watched a couple of your shows. now she DVR’s them and watches them with me over and over. love everything you guys and ladies do so keep my Mondays complete!

  20. Think y’all be interested in restoring a 1972 plymouth Barracuda with a 340 4 speed transmission…matching numbers and everything?

  21. man you guys take as much time off as “W” did eight years in office! Can’t wait for the new season. I’ll be riding my Harley with my GMG T-Shirt! WWHHHHOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!

  22. Hi Guys
    First of all I love the show and look forward to the up coming new season. I have picked up some tips from you on how to do stuff to my own projects. Why do they not put all the old shows on in rerun ? their are some from season one that have not been back on since the first time they were on would love to see them again. Seems they keep running the same ones all the time,But that is better than the other guys in California. How about a build off with those guys.Keep doing what your doing you are a credit to the hobby.

  23. In German: Verkaufe Dein Aurto auf einer Auktion und erziele 50% des erwarteten Gewinns!
    Sell your car on an auction and get only 50% of the expected price!

  24. My wife and I really enjoy the show and look forward to the new season starting in march. Whatever happened we want you to know we support you guys. Very entertaining and silly at times but that to us is a good mix. God bless.

    JC Crowley

  25. richard monday nights are not the sane with gas monkey not on dude im having to spend time talking with the wife and watching some crap that she wants to watch man im having bad withdraws please please soon i hope?????this spending so called quailty time with the wife is driving me insane

  26. the perfect gas monkey withdraw leave wife at home #2get beer#3lots of beer #4find a spot or a room that your wife doesnt know about #5get more beer #6drink more beer till you pass out #7get really drunk watch re runs

  27. Hello everyone from Spain, are expected in next season, I hope it’s not long to be broadcast on television,
    a hug for everyone
    gas gas gas and monkey

  28. # 11: Build an engine in your basement while watching the show with some beers and sunglasses and saying git cha sum of that when it’s done.

  29. Greetings from Finland! so now is march.. did i say that right? Pontiac formula 400 is on new season is it? you traded it something or so. so im trying to figure out is this episode from the new season? Havent seen half of Fast n’ loud episodes and cant tell. Normal Fast n’ loud spot taken by wheeler dealers show. Does Aaron does internet talks?

    • Howdy, Ville! Merch is available over at shop.gasmonkeygarage.com. I do have a couple of Pontiacs coming up in the new season but they’re way cooler than the Formula 400s. And Aaron stays out in the garage, as far away from the computer as he possibly can.

  30. Im new in american cars, seen them only in discovery channel and excited how they sound. We have mitsubishi carisma gd or something like that. Good for going grocery. I believe it is now mornin there? or 12 pm or so. its evening here. watched fast n’ loud and took some vat 69 and beer. It’s little saturday afterall.

  31. keep up the great work love your show!!! RR you think Minnesota is cold come on up during the winter in Chicago! we have had more snow than the North pole! ……. and we hate it!
    do you do other vehicles in your buisness that dont get shown on the show? I know i read or heard your not taking jobs because you have so many. Saw the show with the green goblin mustang, or maybe you could call the car yoda! Love the show !

    • Oh, I know! I’ve been to the Chicago Auto Show before and almost froze my balls off! Yeah, we’re buying and selling stuff all the time that doesn’t make it on the show. Keep checking The Inventory page so none of the cars slip through your fingers.

  32. Deja Vu – no new episodes till August!! OMG – what to do?? For those who lived thru the Polar Vortex winter – get off the couch & get out to a cruise night, car show, auction – it’s that time of year for us in the Midwest – those summer days/nights go by too fast. RRR – Chicago metro area has some very cool local cruise nights all summer long. You should think about making time to check us out. Looking for a corvette to build – Bloomington Gold in Champaign, IL 6/27 – 6/29 and Corvette Fun Fest in Effingham, IL 9/18 – 9/21. Crème de la crème of Vette shows. Annual destinations for me. Hope to see you around this summer. Peace & Love, Vette Girl <3333

  33. Hey guys
    Love the show and staff, any new monkeys coming in to replace Tom and Jordan? Any ideas when series 6 will hit the uk

  34. Aaron, when you finished your final run at pikes peak I noticed your emotion at the end of the episode and all I could think of was my first race. I was in a 98 plymoth breeze with a little 2.0! To me it was a full blown racecar. When the green flag dropped I remember being so overcome with joy I thought my foot was going to shake rightvoff the clutch. Long story short my alternator died and I wasn’t even able to complete the race!!! To me it didn’t matter at all because it was my Daytona 500. Keep making that climb man can’t wait to see it in this upcoming season!

  35. I want to buy myself the HD Blu-ray disks of all the seasons, but it looks like Amazon is only selling DVDs? WTF?? It sucks donkey balls.

    Anyway, love the show and cannot do without it anymore.

    Best wishes,
    Robert Olivier, Cape Town, South Africa

  36. Hey Richard is deep pockets dennis on the new season? we need an omnibus of gmg and some farmtruck n Asian haha werd. p.s everycar u make should layframe. and do a 51 merc highboy Ferrari pls. love from new Zealand.

  37. Great!!! Took my car apart like you suggested and some dumb subbitch from Reject Garage down the street stole all my nuts n bolts!! Thank god Pep boys has duct tape on sale!!!!

  38. im vw’s but I love this show especially since uk has not jeremey Clarkson who is one of best critic in uk and more, mght be good getting on guest appearance it will bring your show a much bigger audience as everyone waiting to see/hear him again, hav you ever thought about guest apperances testing there skills in one of your cars and do it it with celebs every week with a scoreboard, or even get them to a bigger burn out, tom cruise, aswell as mark Walberg, Cameron diaz been on our track no reason they wouldnt do yours, think it would give a serious boost to audiance which is constantly growing anyway..

  39. Hey how come season 6 seems to be on hiatus? I can’t just survive on Misfit Garage alone 🙁 Even if they did do away with the snitch backstabbing turn coat double agent traitor Scott. And I think my brain might be getting scrambled from Toms voice.

    I NEED GMG DAMN IT! If I have to keep watching Misfit Garage with out having Fast and loud to reset the balance to my brain waves I just might die (0_0).

  40. I am glad to hear that because if the highlight of my day has to be hearing Tom cry about that stupid chicken to much more I’m going to go insane!

    It was nice to see soup-bone put Scott in his place though. I never seen a marine with so much quit in him. And he proved that the way he sold secrets to occ to get a job there involving you and fred I’m not to sure I like the thought of that guy protecting my freedoms. I still want to know why he isn’t working with them anymore. Guess they used him and spit him out like they do everyone else.

    Let’s get real though, he worked at several shops and owned his own shop that no longer exists and he’s telling people that have their own tv shows (You and FU Garage) how business should run? Didn’t he get one truck smashed by a tree and drop another one out on the middle of the highway? Then he ups and quits on the one car that proves if they can restore that and make money then they have what it takes to at least succeed in this environment. LMAO And I’m sorry but if those boys don’t get their act together they are going to fail but I think losing Scott will be a big weight off their shoulders.

    Anyway I talked to much, you guy’s are still #1 and can’t wait to see our show again on the 18th. Thanks for the info to when the show airs again.

  41. I was beginning to wonder the same thing. Where has season 6 gone too??

    It’s good to know that it’s mid season break.

    Hey if you need a truck, Richard, to work on I have a 2014 ram 2500 diesel that yall can have some fun with!!

  42. FAST N NLOUD SHOUTOUT FROM ENGLAND!!
    WOOOO
    Y’ALL ROCK!! R, AARON, KC, MIKE. KEENAN.. ‘ I’m just sitting on my couch eating some Cheetos…’ ALL OF YOU KEEP UP THE MONKEY BUSINESS.

    Since I’m here in all seriousness possibly the freshest American show we can all enjoy. On the other hand could you throw in some more motorbike builds or just little glimpses of what you do. Cars are great but nothing like some wind therapy. Would be great to see just a little more of your two wheeled work. Thanks for the time. Keep it up.

    W

  43. Go to local Chinese restaurant and ask for an order…..haggle the price and wait for the onslaught of verbal abuse,pay and leave while saying thank-you sue.

  44. Can’t wait for the show to come back on its my favorite show! Can’t stand some of the other shows on Discovery or velocity especially when they only work with foreign cars

  45. Big fan of the show I own a small shop and have done some restoration
    and projects right now have a customer that I’m shoving an L76 into a Xk8.
    Hope to see some new shows soon.

  46. Yo Richard, love the show! Big fan here all the way from South Africa. Could you tell us if you have plans for the record breaking XJS?

  47. How many episodes of season 6 are out there and have been aired?
    ..im in south australia so have to download them :/
    Richard you are the bomb my life is complete with all u ass monkeys haha

  48. Dennis – “Run it across the block, I dare ya, I dare ya to sell”

    Richard “You don’t frickin dare Richard Rawlings to do something, I’ll do it!…

    ..Somebody’s gonna buy this sob and I’m gonna be pissed off!”

    (This was from when you ran your 68 Shelby across the auction block.)

    Man I miss this show. You’ve got my wife, mom, and myself hooked.

    Greetings from Prosper, Texas.

    Come back to TV Richard!

    Or come visit us in Prosper to say hey! I’m fine with either

    Your biggest fan,

    Nick

  49. たくさんあなた請求合法的なとそれは私を作る熟考理由はI していなかったことを supprisingly起こるとの前に、この光 以前にこの中を見ていないでした。 この記事本当に限りこの特定 行く。 しかしそこに、現時点ではは1の特定問題私は必ずしもあまりに快適居心地のでしばらくでその調和させる努力私は試しながらコアをの|テーマにアイデアあなたの位置、許可私は観察まさにすべての残りの部分。指摘非常によく行わ加入者が}{言わなければならない。

  50. I am a very big fan of the show, and I was disappoint last season with the amount of episodes, Guess what? I am more disappoint today that I am watching the season final episode tonight. It seems that the season just begun and it’s over, how can that be? This does not make it easier on me. Monday nights suck again, Thanks Gas monkeys I will remember this. no Christmas presents
    But I still love my Gas Monkey brother and sister. EZJ

  51. So what’s the real story Richard? Fast n Loud is one of Discovery’s hottest properties. There is no way they would only want to do seven shows and call it a “season”. That’s WAY too much advertising $$$$ left on the table for them. Give us the real dirt!

    • Discovery decides how many episodes are in each season. Not us. If it were up to us, we would be on 24/7! We’ve built a TON of cars that you haven’t seen on the show yet, so there are plenty more episodes to come.

  52. Found a corvette crossfire injection under a pile of junk in a compound I was living in in Saudi Arabia. I bribed and lied to as many people as I could to get it out of the country and over to the UK but I could not get that elusive owners doc to get it into a container to ship back, bummer, it would have been one of not many on the road in the UK.

  53. As a Brit living in Dubai… I’ve just employed a Beer Assistant!

    One day I want you guys to build me a 37 coupe in candy apple red

  54. Hey Richard why are your seasons not as long as they were before (fewer episodes?)

    Im a huge fan out in Aubrey, Tx.

    Hope to meet you and your crew someday, it’s one of my life goals.

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