‘Twas The Turn of The New Year: A GMG Poem

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Amy Robbins Boggs, a tried and true Fast N Loud fan, wrote us this poem to say Happy New Year. It definitely got our year started right!

Twas the turn of the New Year
And all through the shop,
Not a Monkey was sober
Not even the mop.

Richard was passed out
From too many Jim Beams,
And was slumped over snoring
deep in his pipe dreams.

Aaron, still awake
Was mumbling real weird
Whispering random sexual thoughts
into his long, straggly beard.

When all of a sudden
There arose such a clatter.
Both monkeys rose up
to see what was the matter.

A small figure appeared
holding a seat
Both monkeys walked closer
Tripping over their feet.

As they approached nearer
into the light
Sue’s voice yelled out
‘CRAZY MONKEYS, IT’S THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT!’

Richard and Aaron then
fell back into their heap, 
followed by Sue’s parting words:
‘You Monkeys are CHEAP!’

To a great Fast N Loud season
Of blood, sweat and beer
Wishing all you Gas Monkeys 
A BITCHIN’ NEW YEAR!

Ah, yes, 2013 will be a good one! Also, gotta love this sketch Roberto Q Garza posted on our Facebook Page:

NewYears

1 COMMENT

  1. Hello Everyone,
    I really like your show and it’s on the same station that Sons of Gun’s is on and that’s Red Jacket Fire Arms of course. I hope that nobody will even infringe on the right to have a really good rifle and a very good car !
    From,
    Allan

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