Your Best Captions Of Richard And Dennis

Richard: The hood latch is somewhere in here.
Dennis: It’s a rear engine car, dummy

Go get him a beer before he faints.

I don’t say this often, Richard, but this is a holy grail car.

When Dennis flexes his ageless calves.

No, Richard, you can’t paint it green.

Look at me, I am the captain now.

If you don’t tuck your t-shirt into your shorts you’re no friend of mine. Get out sir!

I bet you a 6-pack you can’t life that car.

Seriously, Dennis is still talking.

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  1. Dennis: Go look round that corner. You might find Richards GIVE A SHIT there.
    Richard: HUH!? WHAT!? BEER? Someone say BEER?

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